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George Carlin Quotes

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Alone Universe Say True Little Low

I'm a young person; sometimes I'm political, sometimes I'm not.

Jessica Williams

Political Person Young Sometimes

I let my personal feelings take care of themselves. I find that works better.

Care Better Take Care Find Feelings

Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business. He loved it so much.

Father Business Loved Go Show Kids

Sustainability has to be a way of life to be a way of business.

Life Business Sustainability Way

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

Weather Kind Instrument Ingenious

I was selected to be an astronaut on a military program called the Manned Orbiting Laboratory back in '67. That program got cancelled in '69 and NASA ended up taking half of us.

Back NASA Military Up Us Laboratory

Reading 'Youth in Revolt' might have ruined my career because suddenly I wanted to abandon all the emotional truth of something and just go out far on a literary limb with completely implausible things that relied completely on voice and humor. And what saved me is realizing that I couldn't do that very well.

Truth Humor Me Youth Reading Voice

If I'm lucky enough to see the day when my sons are living independently, maybe with families of their own, I'll still be wondering how I can be a better mother and worrying about the things I overlooked back when they lived under my roof.

Mother Day Better Enough Back I Can

My interests are guitars, cars, and vacation. I've been playing guitar all my life. My dad was a professional guitarist, but I'm terrible, which lets me off the hook, so I just play for myself.

Life Myself Vacation Me Guitar Play

I have surrounded myself with very smart people.

Myself Smart People Smart People

I feel strongly about the need for diversity, and with good reason. I'm from a generation of women that found it exhilarating to shatter the glass ceiling. We viewed obstacles as opportunities and earned our seat at the leadership table.

Denise Morrison

Leadership Good Women Diversity Feel

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

Crazy Think Hot She Two Over

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